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14 definitions by Poll Hereford

 
1.
An ugly woman with long frizzy hair
Winsome was the spitting image of a monkey looking out of a bear's arsehole.
by Poll Hereford November 02, 2009
 
2.
The distinctive smell of the multiplex cinema showing this season's action pic, favoured by adolescent boys. Hot buttered popcorn and farts defying the best efforts of mechnical ventilation.
The lingering memory of Spiderman was the smell of a combined hot-buttered fart from the three previous sessions.
by Poll Hereford November 01, 2009
 
3.
A collection of bogans or their artefacts so huge as to be overwhelming.
I walked into the mall, took one look at the assembled hordes and turned on my heel, muttering 'Oh, the boganity!"
by Poll Hereford January 21, 2010
 
4.
A small item you need urgently that you can't remember the name of
Hey, hand me that dooverlacky so I can stop this glue going everywhere.
by Poll Hereford October 19, 2009
 
5.
Complete cluelessness and lack of awareness of one's surroundings.
Those idiots wouldn't know if they had a bus up them
by Poll Hereford November 03, 2009
 
6.
What farmers in a utility do- no indicators, 25 mph, middle of the road.
Pa Wright gave a display of some of the finest hat driving south of the equator.
by Poll Hereford November 02, 2009
 
7.
The super-sized, obese or 'plus' size community.
Let's go down to the mall and watch the wider community waddle around.
by Poll Hereford November 05, 2009