14 definitions by Poll Hereford

gnaw my own arm off

The last thing you'd ever want to do.

I'd rather gnaw my own arm off than go to that party.

by Poll Hereford November 3, 2009

wider community

The super-sized, obese or 'plus' size community.

Let's go down to the mall and watch the wider community waddle around.

by Poll Hereford November 6, 2009

date scrape

When a dog need to scratch its bum so badly it walks with its front legs only, dragging its arseclean your hole on the ground

Lucky did a date scrape down the grassy slope, looking like she was in a yoga class.

by Poll Hereford January 20, 2010

arsegrass

The basic clothing of the New Guinea Highlands, being two large hanks of grass stuck into a belt, one fore, one aft.

The Mt Hagen Sing Sing moves on the rustle of arsegrass.

by Poll Hereford November 2, 2009

hair masons

Hair dressers who specialise in achieving wind-tunnel proof standards

Magda's 'do was a masterpiece of the hair masons of Budapest's art. The shape of a belgian chocolate, it could withstand the blast of a jet engine with no movement.

by Poll Hereford November 3, 2009

Boganity

A collection of bogans or their artefacts so huge as to be overwhelming.

I walked into the mall, took one look at the assembled hordes and turned on my heel, muttering 'Oh, the boganity!"

by Poll Hereford January 22, 2010

hat driving

What farmers in a utility do- no indicators, 25 mph, middle of the road.

Pa Wright gave a display of some of the finest hat driving south of the equator.

by Poll Hereford November 3, 2009