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15 definitions by Pod Tailin'

 
1.
What happens when a man lies down too quickly after sex, and more jism spurts out of his floppy dick.
Damn! I just had flaccid reflux! Now we're both gonna sleep in a wet spot!
by Pod Tailin' February 08, 2010
 
2.
1. (noun) Maturity. The state of being a mature, stable adult. "Mature" is to "grownup" as "maturity" is to "grownupitty".

2. (adjective) Having an aloof, snobbish, or condescending attitude toward "young whippersnappers" after having reached an advanced age, like thirty or more.
Buying a home is a sign that you have reached grownuppity.
by Pod Tailin' January 26, 2011
 
3.
What you call it when people flip up their windshield wipers when their cars are parked, because it's snowing like the end of the world.

What happens when you place your wipers perpendicular to your windshield, so the wiper blades will not freeze to the glass.
We noticed several cars with wiper woodies when we drove through a warmer climate in a snowstorm, because none of the Snowbie newbies know what to do if it snows.
by Pod Tailin' March 01, 2010
 
4.
Another name for Sarah Palin's vagina. This pseudonym originated because of her cooter's size (big as a lake) and the effect it has on any penis (makes 'em flaccid).
Todd wanted to go spear fishing in Lake Flaccid north of the Artic Circle, but he just couldn't get his tool to break through the ice.
by Pod Tailin' February 08, 2010
 
5.
1. What the members of the Tea Party think they are.

2. The brown stuff that goes down the drain after you pull the handle and hear that "flush" sound.
Sarah Palin: We had quite a movement in Nashville, can you smell it? Give me $100,000 and I'll jot some notes on my Redneck Teleprompter and tell you all about the movement.

Arlo Guthrie: You know, if one person, just one person does it, they may think he's really sick and they won't take him. And if two people, two people do it, in harmony, they may think they're both faggots and they won't take either of them. And if three people do it, three, can you imagine, three people. They may think it's an organization. And can you, can you imagine fifty people, I said fifty people. And friends they may think it's a movement.
by Pod Tailin' February 14, 2010
 
6.
{Used to describe a penis}

Erect; standing perpendicular to the pubic area.
She always gets me perpendickular.
by Pod Tailin' February 27, 2010
 
7.
Arnold Schwarzenegger used to say, "I'll be back." However, now that he is all fatty tissue, he says, "Oh, my back!"
by Pod Tailin' February 20, 2010