15 definitions by Pod Tailin'

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What happens when a man lies down too quickly after sex, and more jism spurts out of his floppy dick.
Damn! I just had flaccid reflux! Now we're both gonna sleep in a wet spot!
by Pod Tailin' February 08, 2010
1. (noun) Maturity. The state of being a mature, stable adult. "Mature" is to "grownup" as "maturity" is to "grownupitty".

2. (adjective) Having an aloof, snobbish, or condescending attitude toward "young whippersnappers" after having reached an advanced age, like thirty or more.
Buying a home is a sign that you have reached grownuppity.
by Pod Tailin' January 26, 2011
What you call it when people flip up their windshield wipers when their cars are parked, because it's snowing like the end of the world.

What happens when you place your wipers perpendicular to your windshield, so the wiper blades will not freeze to the glass.
We noticed several cars with wiper woodies when we drove through a warmer climate in a snowstorm, because none of the Snowbie newbies know what to do if it snows.
by Pod Tailin' March 01, 2010
Another name for Sarah Palin's vagina. This pseudonym originated because of her cooter's size (big as a lake) and the effect it has on any penis (makes 'em flaccid).
Todd wanted to go spear fishing in Lake Flaccid north of the Artic Circle, but he just couldn't get his tool to break through the ice.
by Pod Tailin' February 08, 2010
{Used to describe a penis}

Erect; standing perpendicular to the pubic area.
She always gets me perpendickular.
by Pod Tailin' February 27, 2010
Arnold Schwarzenegger used to say, "I'll be back." However, now that he is all fatty tissue, he says, "Oh, my back!"
by Pod Tailin' February 20, 2010
1. How football fans in Tennessee say quarterback.

2. Peyton Manning.
That there boy's a good cooter back! He got's a purty mouth.
by Pod Tailin' February 08, 2010

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