5 definitions by Po Ivey

Top Definition
Something you say right before you offend the living shit out of someone.
no offense bob, but everything you believe is wrong
by Po Ivey August 11, 2006
The most popular type of organization on the face of the planet. And a force of extreme orientation. Motivator of history and mover of the masses. All religions are based on very similar doctirines (usually founding morals that are fun to argue about) and a theory of why we are here and who created us. Unfourtunately religion is such a strong force of orientation and deals in so many ultimates (gods unquestioned will, good and evil,life after death) that it can cause people to become unquestioning of their own beliefs. Which can be very destructive (see Ellie Weisels Preface in "Night" for a profound acount of what happens when people dont ask questions). Religion, although capable of many wonderfull things with its sense of community and task, can become very destructive when it becomes simply "about itself". Especially when people become polarized by religous/ social/ political trends. Religion can be a great thing if wielded with an inteligent and questioning outlook, and not one that only seeks comfort. Those who critisize religion should ask themselves if their own objections to religion (although justified) haven't become just as militant as the beliefs they oppose.

Also, Jehovas witnesses are way to excited about the apocalypse
Religion.......see also: a good reason to have a fund raiser, kill someone, mutilate the genitals, be compassionate.
by Po Ivey August 13, 2006
The most popular type of organization on the face of the planet. And a force of extreme orientation. Motivator of history and mover of the masses. All religions are based on very similar doctirines (usually founding morals that are fun to argue about) and a theory of why we are here and who created us. Unfourtunately religion is such a strong force of orientation and deals in so many ultimates (gods unquestioned will, good and evil,life after death) that it can cause people to become unquestioning of their own beliefs. Which can be very destructive (see Ellie Weisels Preface in "Night" for a profound acount of what happens when people dont ask questions). Religion, although capable of many wonderfull things with its sense of community and task, can become very destructive when it becomes simply "about itself". Especially when people become polarized by religous/ social/ political trends. Religion can be a great thing if wielded with an inteligent and questioning outlook, and not one that only seeks comfort. Those who critisize religion should ask themselves if their own objections to religion (although justified) haven't become just as militant as the beliefs they oppose.

Also, Jehovas witnesses are way to excited about an apocalypse.
Religion.......see also a good reason to have a fund raiser, kill someone, mutilate the genitals, be compassionate.
by Po Ivey August 11, 2006
the number one subject to view human weirdness
If an alien came to earth they would see human sexual opinions and think we hate ourselves. Sex is something all living things desire and yet we are suposed to belive it is a bad thing. Sex is a fun, rewarding, and athletic experience. Everyone wants to do the sex. And yet some people actually call sex bad. can you belive that. People constantly ruin their relationships by their opinions on sex. It is kind of strange and destructive to divide physical and mental attraction and in doing so you create weird territorys in relationships that strangle all romance. Its all part of attraction from the touchin to the talkin, dividing it up means frustration without a doubt. So whats the deal with the sex thing, come one world.
A: wanna have sex
B: what kind
C: My kind
by Po Ivey January 29, 2006
1. The process of acting like a deusce bag ( to behave like a bag of deushce)

2. Not somewhere youd like to work
Guys lets stop this Deusche Baggery.....Cant we all get along?
by Po Ivey August 11, 2006

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