When someone poops on a persons doorstep then shaves all their pubes on to the poop then rings the door bell. They then run and sneak into the back door and while the victim is bending over to look closer at the poop you push their head i to the poop and then smear the poop everywhere on the suspects body and rape them. You then knock the person uncouncous and give them an abe lincon with their own pubes.
lDude i totally just furrybrowndogged my neighbor!!