2 definitions by Platinum Pasty

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Smashing Pasty is a term used to covertly suggest sexual activity.
Jim: So what you up to the weekend mate?

Chaz: Im gonna smash pasty! Gonna fucking ruin her!
by Platinum Pasty January 14, 2009

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A word used to describe a woman of reasonable attraction.
This pasty can be graded using precious metals to express the intensity of the attraction.
1.
Jim: Met some pasty at the weekend!

Chaz: sweet man! how good?

Jim: Golden at the least.

2.
"Mate, i seriously smashed platinum pasty last night!"

3.
"Golden pasty is a right dirty bitch, Fucking love it!"

4.
"I'd fucking ruin that pasty"
by Platinum Pasty January 14, 2009

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