2 definitions by Platinum Pasty

Top Definition
Smashing Pasty is a term used to covertly suggest sexual activity.
Jim: So what you up to the weekend mate?

Chaz: Im gonna smash pasty! Gonna fucking ruin her!
by Platinum Pasty January 14, 2009
A word used to describe a woman of reasonable attraction.
This pasty can be graded using precious metals to express the intensity of the attraction.
Jim: Met some pasty at the weekend!

Chaz: sweet man! how good?

Jim: Golden at the least.

"Mate, i seriously smashed platinum pasty last night!"

"Golden pasty is a right dirty bitch, Fucking love it!"

"I'd fucking ruin that pasty"
by Platinum Pasty January 14, 2009

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