(1)the compromise of integrity and all things wholesome by sleazy, self-serving creeps and those whose souls are generally covered in goop; (2) the end result of the actions of lowlifes, making a place of work or other environment so morally funky that you want to take a shower after you leave
"My new boss turned a job I once loved into Smarmageddon."
"Our group had morals and vision and a purpose, but since that new Executive Director was hired, the place has turned into Smarmageddon."
(1) suggesting an innocent yet very outdated sense of reality, more in keeping with the times when polyester was popular, such as the 1970's; (2)referring to a simpler time in general, when good taste was not so expensive and thrift store fashion actually WAS hip.
"Is that Indy film available at my local Blockbuster? Wait, am I being too polyester?"
noun: (1) an extravagantly sexual yet wholly nonchalant figure of urban mythology capable of engulfing or otherwise annihilating men in particular but really anyone vulnerable to its fleshy charms; (2) an entity or being intent on annihilation through sexual congress, having the qualities of many destruction prone goddesses yet not genuinely female so much as berdache or having the reproductive and seductive qualities of both sexes; (3) a being incapable of sexual satiety and thus prone to an obsessive quest to satisfy his/her appetites; i.e. The Jolly.
adjective: (1) reflecting or referring to the qualities of The Jolly, a dreaded yet desired mythical figure or a human being having the same traits; (2) fleshy and flaccid yet somehow horribly attractive in spite of itself, the more so because of its potential for engulfing its victims; (3) referring to a kind of sexual wantonness and capacity for annihilation through sexual congress; (4) suggestive of unabashed satisfaction of the body's appetites; (5) having the girth and fleshy excess of someone or something jolly.
“It struck fear and desire in the lonely and sea-weary sailors’ hearts to think they might find, once they came to the next port of call, The Jolly whose appetites were a matter of legend.”
“Hey, man, check out the legs on our substitute teacher! I’ll bet she’s pretty jolly!”
“To ease their sexual tension after looking at some porn magazines up in the tree house, the boys began to sing some jolly songs.”
(1) a high grade example of retro good taste, and as such, an instant classic; (2) reminiscent of Tahitian or Hawaiian-style feasts and celebrations, with Tiki torches and other pseudo-"native" artifacts present; conveying the exotic and mysterious quality of island dwelling cultures; (3) splendidly nerdy and unapologetically reflective of a backyard luau in a sentimental way.
"That Hawaiian shirt that he wore to the frat party was completely kona, man."
"That bobble head doll on your dash is so kona! Where can I get one?"