Magic in a bottle.
Eugene: Lordy, Yancy, why the hell are you grinning so big?
Yancy: I haven't pooped in eight days!
Eugene: Really, why is that?
Yancy: I killed a couple of bottles of Imodium last week. *wink*
A dumb bitch.
Billy: Who's that dumb bitch?
Janet: Oh, you mean that crazy skank on the boob tube that's slathering herself in E.V.O.O. and acting like a imbecile?
Janet: That's Rachael Ray.
The antimatter of Imodium
Rufio: Do you know what happened at Hiroshima and Nagasaki in 1945?
Joe: Yeah, we dropped atomic bombs.
Rufio: No, laxatives touched Imodium....TWICE.
Something that happens when you dress like a slut.
What the hell, why was I just raped?
Look at how you're dressed.
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