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34 definitions by Pipe Downn

 
1.
Like a weiner only smaller.

A very small penis.

Named in honour of popular singer Justin Bieber, a small weiner believed by many to have an extremely small penis.
Q: I heard Justin Bieber's weiner is just a bieber. Can that be true?

A: Yes indeed: modern science has shown it to be negligibly small.
by Pipe Downn November 12, 2010
 
2.
Stupid to the extent that you can't even spell the word itself.
That dude is so stoopid that he spells the word "stupid" with two "o"s.
by Pipe Downn November 01, 2008
 
3.
Totally insane; insane enough to fuck a bat.

May be used adverbially as an intensifier (e.g. "batfuck crazy") or on its own as an adjective.
You little sister is completely batfuck crazy. She was trying to smoke a coathanger.

Yea, she's totally batfuck man.
by Pipe Downn October 10, 2008
 
4.
Derogatory term, used to describe a person (usually male) perceived to be either
a) homosexual
b) effeminate
c) ineffectual
d) worthless
a) Go back to your boyfriend, you faggot.
b) That haircut is so gay, he's such a faggot.
c) Faster you faggot, lift those legs!
d) You ain't nuthin but a cheap faggot.
by Pipe Downn November 28, 2009
 
5.
A society whose political system is characterised by the rule of fucktards.
Under George W Bush, America became the world's premier tardocracy.

The Palin 2012 campaign proposes a new benchmark for tardocracy.
by Pipe Downn October 23, 2010
 
6.
One thousand megaboos
My iPhone has a gigaboo of boo
by Pipe Downn May 12, 2011
 
7.
Douchery is douchebaggery which is merely tedious.

Unlike full-blown douchebaggery, mere douchery does not provoke sufficient passion in the observer to make the two hard consonants in the middle of the word worth the effort.
Jack: Check it - what kind of guy comes to a football game wearing a Vacheron watch? Douchebaggery!
Joe: Nah man, that's just a fake.
Jack and Joe: <sigh> Douchery...
by Pipe Downn January 10, 2010