During sexual intercourse while the man is about to ejaculate he places his thumb on top of his BELL END to prevent the semen from escaping. He then hovers his penis over the females forehead, then he releases his thumb off his BELL END and FUCKING SPURTS OUT his penis, therefore making a really enormours dribbling mess over the female's eyelids.
Man: Hang on...I gotta good idea, close your eyes
Woman: What is it?
Woman: Fuck my eyes! What the hell were you thinking bob!!
Man: I always thought you looked good in white eyeshadow *hehe*