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1 definition by Php_Jesse

 
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The best drink ever.

69mg of caffeine per ounce.

You know it's good if it says "69" on the bottle.

Does not taste like water, it tastes like Diet Pepsi with more syrup.
Diet Pepsi Max is the best drink in the world. If you drink 5 cans, you can stay up for hours! I have drank 13 already tonight!
by Php_Jesse July 10, 2008