Phovos the Raptor
A very, very, very useful word that no one seems to be able to do without. Slightly more specific than 'a
' or 'an
'. Funnily enough, no one seems to be able to give it a decent definition
Person: What does the word 'the' mean?
Person 2: Why do you need to know? You just used it.
Person: What the hell? Did I?
Me: You just can't avoid the word 'the'. There's even one in my name...
An uncurable illness which affects any organism that has a certain ability. This causes them to do use this ability whenever they can.
To put it in a simple context, why does a dog lick
? Because it can.
Why did George Bush
start the war in Iraq? Because he could.
Why does Madonna wear very tight and revealing costumes? because she can.
Also known as DBS, but unrelated to Dumb Bitch Syndrome
Me: Gawd, I hate those sound effects Radiohead use.
You: That's because they've got DBS.
Someone else: DBS?
Me: Dog's Bollocks Syndrome.
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