20 definitions by Philologue

unsolicited and unwanted sperm; sperm which is simply a nuisance; unwanted pornography
My sex life seems to be bedevilled with sparm these days. or, My computer is increasingly cluttered up with sparm.
by philologue August 23, 2011
the make-up job, self-applied, on a desirable older woman's face
Joe: Jeez, she looks a right mess!

Hank: Yeah, she sure screwed up that milf-portrait.
by philologue August 11, 2011
a dance in which many attractive older women are taking part
Dolly and Eric's reception turned out to be a bit of a milf shake.
by philologue August 12, 2011
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