20 definitions by Philologue

Any high place aggressively occupied by broadcasting masts or telecommunication towers.
They've put a telecropolis on the top of Pendle!
#telecoprolism #telecottaging #telecommuting #telecrastination #telecompathy
by philologue August 24, 2011
sexually well-mannered and considerate. It is not necessarily a virtue in all circumstances.
He was so spunktilious that our night together was a trifle tame.
#spunktitude #spunktacular #spunkulate #punctilious #spunktious
by philologue August 24, 2011
One who habitually becomes embroiled in pig-headed confrontations.
That miserable cabhaggler is going to get a black eye very soon!
#baghandler #scabjiggler #handbagger #cabhag #cabhanger
by philologue August 17, 2011
On insertion of the penis into an armpit, (usually not one's own), the recipient rotates the arm windmill-style until the desired consummation is attained.
We've tried everything except a windmill wank; there simply isn't room in her tiny bedsit.
#bagpiping #axillary intercourse #windmilf #cunnilingus #grinding the cornhole
by philologue August 15, 2011
bad halitosis
I started to french that chick but I nearly threw up on account of the catsbreath, man.
#cat's pyjamas #cat's bum #cat's nuts #cat'eyes #cat's calling card
by philologue August 11, 2011
given to masturbation with the left hand

cf sinisterbation
There are lots of cackfapped guys around these days. When I was young we were rapped around the knuckles if we were caught doing it like that.
#sinisterbation #dexterbation #callifrapy #cacofrapy #coolfapped
by philologue August 11, 2011
masturbation with the right hand cf sinisterbation, m with the left hand.
Not to be confused with dextrobation, dextrous masturbation
I tried dexterbation for a change last evening, but I expect I'll revert.
#dextrobation #sinisterbation #dexturbation #dextrubation #cackfapped
by Philologue August 11, 2011
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