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22 definitions by Phillydrifter

 
1.
Any souped out/pimped up car with a loud stereo system, especially base to annoy the living shit out of everyone in a 5 mile radius; makes good target practice in the wrong neighborhoods to get it's tires shot out.
"Hear about Diesel's ride, man?" "Nah man what happen?" "Left his negromobile run idle outside to make a drug deal, and that mofo got shot to shit."
by Phillydrifter February 08, 2009
 
2.
not to be confused with 'divert,' already a word, or 'convert' which suggests dropping one set of beliefs and picking up another, DE-vert is someone who was brainwashed with religious myths from birth onward until they decided they'd rather think for themselves than blindly believe the myths written centuries ago with no proof that create all the world's various religions that if you did not bow down and worship some supernatural omnipotent being, you'd be sentenced to burn in the flames of hell forever.
This church used to be packed every Sunday, now most of our congregation has left to become critically thinking deverts.
by Phillydrifter December 05, 2008
 
3.
(noun) steak + bacon. Similar to turducken (turkey stuffed with duck, which is stuffed with chicken) steakon is simply beef with bacon. Possibilities include actual steak with bacon, pot roast with bacon, etc.
I'm having steakon for dinner since our freezer blew out and we have to eat everything or we'll lose it.
by phillydrifter September 08, 2010
 
4.
(collective noun) individually small pieces of leftover chips left in the bottom of the bag, often no more than a half-inch by inch or smaller, which make up half the weight but 1/8 the space of every bag of chips, doritoes, pretzels or other snack material; forces those eating to pick up small stacks or awkwardly held bunches if you want to use the dip. (See also corn dust) Causes greasy fingers.
I accidentally dropped a bag of chips and created more potato dust at the bottom.
by phillydrifter September 01, 2010
 
5.
(noun) an empty cigarette pack that is intentionally kept (not crushed or thrown away) so when someone tries to bum a cigarette it can be used to justify not giving them one.
guy1: what a party last night! man you got any cigarettes?
guy2: I'm all out. (gestures to decoy pack on coffee table.)
guy1: I guess I'll have to go get more then.
guy2: see ya.
(guy1 leaves)
(guy2 pulls fresh pack from pocket and lights one up.)
by phillydrifter December 14, 2010
 
6.
(noun): - a typical bowl of stew or chili for a certain locale, typical of various ethnic groups. Can be anything from venison stew in the northeast to various chowders to generous stews and hearty (non-water based) gruels.
Man that 7 hour flight cost me a trip, can ya get me a bowl of texas porridge/garbage and a few buttered rolls?
by phillydrifter November 12, 2010
 
7.
n. study in creationististic (!?) thought:
6001BC: nothing
6000BC: universe created with us at the center
7 days
rolls dice, tries once, fails
rolls again, fails, floods planet
rolls again...
hides dino skeletons to confuse
school of palintology:
palin: "blarg blarg
6001BC: nothing
6000BC: universe created with us at the center
7 days
rolls dice, tries once, fails
rolls again, fails, floods planet
rolls again...
hides dino skeletons to confuse
blarg"
by phillydrifter July 02, 2010