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4 definitions by Philly the willy

 
1.
to torbay sum1 is to get a stick of butter and gently massage their nipples, whilst pouring salt water in their cunt or ass and wishing them a "safe journey" or shouting like basil faulty.
will u torbay me?
sure.
go on then.
*gently massages her nipples with stick of butter whilst doing basil faulty impression and pouring salt water into her cunt*
gee whiz, thanks!
by Philly the willy February 23, 2005
 
2.
1: Having a toastie.

2: A sexual term - a man lies down on his back with a rock hard erection. A woman lies on top of him, face down, another man then lies on of of her, so his rock cock is up her ass. Therefore the bitch is being penetrated at two places, front and rear, a havana toastie is sometimes the beginning of a whole orgy, with possibilities including a cock in her mouth, a dildo up his ass, other members whipping them, coming on them or poking them, or perhaps taking pictures. Occasionaluy the whole thing is incoporated into a chocolate fondue, ie. chocolate all over the orgy, and others dipping their food in it, or their cocks, tits and tongues, this will then be licked off by others. Allegedly popularised in havana, cuba.

This can obviously cause confusion e.g: What are you doing? - havana toastie. - eww...get out of my house. etc.


The regualar spelling of toasty is replaced here by toastie, this is the way havana toastie was traditionally spelt.
Husband: Im so horny!
Wife: How about regular sex?
Porter: NOOO! Whay dont you have a havana tostie?!
Wife: Gee, that sounds mighty fun, lets give it a go!
Chef: I have some chocolate!
Husband: Great!
Porter: *cums self*
Chef: Dont worry, we will mix that spunk in with the chocolate!
Couple down the corridor: ooh! Scrummy!
Two random chicks who are going to join in: Hi! After this we can all go out for a hot lunch!
All: OH YES! WE LOVE TO HOT LUNCH!
Hotel owner: my wife loves havana toasties! we have them every night with the guests! when she is tired she sits out and people lick chocolate off her and come on her hair!
His wife: now i wear a shower cap!

All: ooh, that was a good havana toastie,, lets do it again some time...
by Philly the willy February 23, 2005
 
3.
A sex game. To play buttery varnish.

a bottle is spun, the person it points to gets the bottle thrust up thair arse till they cum. Their cum is smeared all over their body so they are varnished, ppl then throw twiglets at them so they stik to the cum, trying to spell a word. the person is tied to an office chair and left outsid on a hill, if in 1 hour they have reached the bottom of the hill they are deemed "well dun" and are allowed bak inside to be raped by all the crew. its not fun for the person who gets the bottle, so they usualy get an orange to suk while this happens. usualy played int he armed forces.
lets play buttery varnish! - oh no! i got the bottle! aargh! it hurts ooh but the orasnge is tasty, but IT HURTS SO MUCH
by Philly the willy February 23, 2005
 
4.
Acctualy, this is where a lonely low ranking officer in the armed forces has to make do with a donut for sexual company. Say, if his hand has been blown off an dhe cant get an other private to blow him off.
Im just off for a private donut!
by Philly the willy February 23, 2005