city. It is located in Iowa, on Interstate 380. Often referred to as the "City of Five Smells," it’s home to several chemical & feed
plants that create a dense, putrid fog that surrounds the community.
The city is based along the Cedar
River, and residential
areas spread across the land with no development
plan, confusing locals and the rare unfortunates
to stumble upon the eyesore in search of other venues across the state.
It is home to the largest
population of Czechoslovakians (commonly known
as "bohemies") in the US. This roaming band of simpletons has controlled the city for over a century, creating a city complete disregard for taste or sensibility, illegal houseboat colonies
on the Cedar
River, a practice of bulldozing half
the community every
30 years in the name of "urban renewal," and a penchant for ineffective flood control
which has caused the city to be nearly
destroyed by several floods in the past.
In recent years, City officials
have done everything possible to completely destroy any "identity" Cedars Rapids may have laid claim to by renaming the airport, referring to the area as "the Corridor", and re-naming nearly half
the city as "The Czech Village."
note to those who may wish to see such a place
of mythical tackiness, bad taste, and poor judgment - Beware- the city has installed speed and red-light cameras at nearly every
intersection as a final
"fuck you" to everyone wishing to flee the area as soon
Why does Waterloo have
black people, and Cedar Rapids have
Bohemies?? Because Waterloo got first
What is that smell, I think I'm going to be sick!! Oh, it's just Cedar Rapids.