When you pull out a girl's bloody tampon with your teeth and shake your head back and forth rapidly while grinning madly. The result is blood being splattered on both cheeks in a war-like paint fassion. You'll look like an Indian Chief.
My friend pulled the Chief Joe on his bitch last night. Then he scalped her.
1. adjective relatively slow in mental or emotional or physical development on Mondays
2. adjective Occurring or developing later than desired or expected on Mondays; delayed on Mondays
Mondaytarded often occurs when, after partaking in a large volume of alcohol or drugs over the weekend, one returns to work on Monday and is expected to function as normal. Unable to perform at 100%, a state of Mondaytardedness ensues. This condition can persist until the next weekend, where the individual does it all over again.
Joe drank an excessive volume of alcohol on both Friday and Saturday night. What he remembers of either night is vague at best. He lays around all day Sunday in hopes of recovery. Monday, he gets to work and spends half the day drooling over himself and trying to quietly squeeze out beer farts. He manages to get a report finished full of spelling errors and tastless side jokes. Mondaytarded.
When some fat bitch has such bad cellulite on her legs that it looks like a bunch of craters like when someone has pock marks on their face from having bad zits in the past. This is almost a disease like chicken pox.
I saw a hoe wearing a short skirt which revealed an acute case of cheddar pox.