12 definitions by Phil Bailey
Used as an exclamation against those who seek to take the moral highground and pass judgement, when they have no such right to pass judgement
(random person living life of quiet desperation): "that is sick that you fucked your sister"
(God's lonely man): "Don't you judge me!"
(God's lonely man): "Don't you judge me!"
by Phil Bailey April 14, 2005
by Phil Bailey April 14, 2005
A non-existent defence, used by those who mistakenly believe that if a crime is committed in conjunction with others, the charge can be split, thereby reducing one's sentence (has been used in conjunction with the defence bender your honour)
"Bender your Honour! My client was hoping that as he committed the offence with his two mates, they could all split the charge"
(Judge) "throw the defendant in jail!"
(Judge) "throw the defendant in jail!"
by Phil Bailey April 14, 2005
An exclamation given upon one realising one's integrity and moral fortitude is being questioned. Especially where those judging, have no grounds to make such an indictment
(Random person who lives life of quiet desperation): "You are such a bad man!"
(God's lonely man): "MORE WEIGHT!"
(see also don't you judge me)
(God's lonely man): "MORE WEIGHT!"
(see also don't you judge me)
by Phil Bailey April 14, 2005
"I need some extra cash, hmmm, i know, i'll throw three hundred bucks on the Melbourne Storm against the Panthers, that has got to be a lock of the week"
by Phil Bailey April 15, 2005
by Phil Bailey April 14, 2005
(message left on answering machine) "Phil, do you remember me walking in on you fucking my sister last night? you are so off, also, my cat's pregnant"
(first words spoken on return phone call to own brother)"Bender your honour!"
(first words spoken on return phone call to own brother)"Bender your honour!"
by Phil Bailey April 14, 2005