194 definitions by Phil

stoopid, simple-minded, foolish from the latin meffist
"chloe and imogen are complete meffs not like phil."
by phil January 15, 2004
leto means owen, a small derargoatry term meaning, SNIFFER!!!
owen sniffs his tasche
by Phil January 17, 2005
A large lumbering, snowman-like creature with no real skill-building potential. Has no ability to consume alcoholic substances. Usually found around gay bars and hockey teams' substitute benches.
Christoher Negus - you are such a negus
by Phil February 03, 2005
a woman (usually older) that is generally unattractive but nonetheless makes you horny
"check out condi rice giving bush a BJ. she's a murphy brown"
by Phil January 24, 2005
This is just a nice way to refer to a dogs balls. Usually most applicable when the dog lays down, his balls will look like fuzzy kiwis squished between his legs. Have to thank my wife for this one.
We have to get the dog fixed soon. I don't want to see his Kiwis anymore.
by Phil July 29, 2003
A little emotional pussy that sits there all fucking morose for no reason other than it is the IN thing to do, It's now cool to be a pathitc little fuck
A lot of the little pussies you see these days.
by Phil February 12, 2005
when someone says something funny or smart then its an egg white oppisite of yolk.
"e=mc2"....yo nigga you just made a fact that shit some egg white!
by phil April 08, 2005

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