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4 definitions by Phalanx

 
1.
A level of status. Typically used in reference to being physically, mentally, morally/ asthetically, performance-wise, or even theoretically damaged in some way. It, in and of itself has many gradient levels, such as 'slightly fucked up', or 'extremely fucked up', but all versions have to do with describing the level of damage. A wonderfully universal root word, to be sure.
1. (physical): "Ow! Man, I just fucked up my thumb by slamming it with my hammer!"
2. (mentally): "That chick is SO fucked up, she ate a full ounce of magic mushrooms!"
3. (morally/ asthetically): "See that landscaping feature? Now THAT is fucked up! Anyone with half a brain wouldn't do that!"
4. (performance-wise): "This horse's lap time is so fucked up, I could wak around the track faster than him!"
5. (theoretically): "Naw, man...that would be so fucked up if you did that!"
by Phalanx October 03, 2004
 
2.
A word to describe a fat pussy. May also be used to describe a fat fish. Dan Lance invented this word while creating his sub-profile. With the help of Juli Liston, the word's definition was perfected.
Damn Bitch, that's one big plupper! Can I stab it with a fork and see if it deflates?!
by Phalanx March 22, 2004
 
3.
Idiot,Prick,midwit,nincompoop,
imbecile,jú nó læk auli
you´re a fucking faviti
by phalanx January 23, 2004
 
4.
The act of crash landing any wheeled vehicle on the front half of its wheeled chassis, with the rear half still in the air. Typically used in reference to the 2-wheeled variety while completing an airborne stunt or trick, and the rider lands front wheel first with enough force, that they flip over the handlebars.
Endo comes from the term END OVER END
Dermott: "See this guy coming 'round bend #3?"
Connor: "Aye. He'll hit that ramp too fast and ENDO it."
Dermott: "Hope they don't run over the poor lad!"
by Phalanx October 02, 2004