Chafings upon one's inner knees and elbows incurred during activities that require one to be upon one's knees and elbows.
Q: Od's blood, PhD, why limpest thou?
A: Anointest my slutburn with the oil you were planningest to sell to help the poor. It shall prove a salve and balm to my soul, verily, or at least to mine knees and elbows.
Pretentious hipster Douchebag degree, certifying that one is apt to frequent internet comment boards; argue for the immortality of Uwe Boll and/or think the country at large should pay attention to Williamsburg instead of nuke it.