Noun: A life and money sucking parasitic cunt,with a mean streak.
Unless extremely desperate,try not to date or marry a man with an ex-wife.
Secondary yeast infection that a woman gets as a result of taking antibiotics, usually for a urinary tract infection contracted as a result of Honeymoon Cystitis.
"Philly cheese puss!" he exclaimed as he wiped the ropey strands of yeasty goo from his horrified face.
The ack of eating crap in small portions. Usually performed by dogs.
Damn it! my Lie-brador retriever is crap snacking again on the chicken shit in the yard.
1. n. Fermented Cabbage made from Korean children;
2. v. Children from Marin County - vis-a-vis Starbucks chi latte.
Def: 1. Kim Jong Il's kids made great spawn chi!
Def: 2. Consuela took the kids from Mill Valley to Starbucks for their daily chi latte. She calls the demanding little shits "spawn chi."
When your dentist gets you high on nitrous oxide and then flosses with your tampon string.
When I came to, I noticed my dentist's teeth were clean, but my tampon string bore clear evidence of pastrami on rye -- damn it! I'm the victim of The Dirty Feldstein!!!
Accidentally shitting on your boyfriend/husbands thigh when trying to retaliate for " THE FART GAME". (Best played when truly inebriated on comped Reno Casino cocktails).
When I woke up in the morning witha raging hangover, eyes puffy from humiliated weeping, I turned to my new husband and said, "Honey, sorry I shit the bed drunk last night". He replied, "You didn't shit the bed...you shit ME! You totally gave me a Raunchy Mudslide!"