2 definitions by Pettit you kaant

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Descriptive term, referring to laying a piece of toilet tissue on the water thus preventing splash back once a turd has been pinched out.
He layed the fireman's blanket, protecting himself from the inevitable soaking in the wake of his crap.
by Pettit you kaant August 16, 2005
Referring to a crude technique of courting. Usually involves stalking around the dance floor chatting up (in the broadest sense) women indiscriminantly. Often best deployed during the latter stages of a night.

Often has the prefix ten-to-(insert closing time of club) referring to the last ditch nature of the whole affair.
The ten-to-two grope and hope

"Haven't pulled yet, will have try the old grope and hope"
by Pettit you kaant August 16, 2005
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