5 definitions by Petros

Top Definition
A person who, for all intents and purposes, has never learned a god-damned thing. One who maintains a blissful ignorance of the world that simultaneously inspires amusement, disgust and despair in all who are unlucky enough to encounter him.
Did you see those ass-monkeys on Jaywalking last night? Ha-ha, they're so dumb...I think I'll kill myself.
by Petros March 10, 2004
The extra mark-up on Disneyland (and other) products that change an expensive but reasonable ass-raping purchase to an insulting and humiliating ass-raping purchase. Excessive profiteering that ultimately results in the loss of the sale.
I was willing to bend over to buy the Indiana Jones Hat, but the bastards added the Disneyland Inch. I couldn't justify getting ass-raped that extra inch, so I didn't buy it.
by Petros March 10, 2004
A security prevention involving a platform above a door, a release catch, and a very heavy three-toed sloth.
Buying the Drop Sloth was the best investment I've ever made. The last thing a burglar wants to encounter during a heist is a disgruntled sloth aided by the force of gravity.
by Petros March 10, 2004
it means comfortable or cozy.
i'm gettin all cozified in my warm, fuzzy blanket.
by petros February 20, 2005
1. a yeast cell, just before it buds.
2. an unhygienic person who has wide hips and a full belly.
stavros lomvardas is a schmoo.
by petros May 18, 2003

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