Even fucking chickens have to scratch their arseholes, don't they??
With extra beaks... OUCH!!!
"Peter gave a chicken scratch on his arsehole, good and proper. It was satisfying. He managed to remove that dried up piece of shit that was stuck to his bottom. It was a picture of himself!!!"
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