Useful for when you're trying to find porn on the internet.
"So Peter typed 'big huge cocks on gay boys' in his search engine to see if anything came up..."
The thing you have to get out of bed to do to earn money, e.g, job
"So let's get down to business"
"Peter wiggled his tiny penis"
Place to have sex!!!
"Peter had sex in a field with a sheep!"
Even fucking chickens have to scratch their arseholes, don't they??
With extra beaks... OUCH!!!
"Peter gave a chicken scratch on his arsehole, good and proper. It was satisfying. He managed to remove that dried up piece of shit that was stuck to his bottom. It was a picture of himself!!!"
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