While having sexual relations
with a woman, you pull your penis out during said relations
and smack her on the nose violently with it while shouting "Cock Suey!" then reinsert and repeat if necessary.
I'd just returned from teaching the Harvard MBA. My wife, Scarlett Johansson and I were entertaining our good
friend Professor Stephen
Hawking, who had come to ask my advice on his latest theory concerning the evolution
of the universe. He and I were in the library, browsing through my most recent translation of early Etruscan hymns
into middle Flemish, when
he said, and I'll never forget this, he said "While I was having sex the other night I gave the hooker a Cock Suey and you should
try it too!"