A woman who is beginning her period without wearing a pad or tampon and leaves some red on her panties. Can also be used for a man: the act of pushing out a fart and drawing mud, leaving a small stain on your drawers. Similar to touching cloth, or skid marks.
Layne was priming his bowels for a huge dump when he ripped ass and inadvertently started spotting.
Usually performed by defecating in someones toilet other than your own. Then you carefully leave the bathroom and look for somewhere else to wipe. The next person in the bathroom is stunned to see the "orphans" in the toilet. May also be tastefully displayed by first lining the toilet water with carefully folded toilet paper, thereby ensuring your orphans won't drown.
After the golf game I poached in Dr. Hook's bathroom and left an orphan for him.