a big fat sloth that never moves except to get food.
whenever forced to move, it often complains and feigns injury, similar to the possum.
also believed to reproduce asexualy, which comes as no suprise seen as female members of species do not find it attractive, and refuse to mate with it.
can also be known to snore extremely bad, some believe this to be a call of pain in the sleep from the heron wanting more food.
random fact: scientists believe this Heron to be related to the long existant moobasaurus, which died some millions of years ago due to obsiesity problems
Dude: "Wow that Heron hasn't moved for ages."
Dude2: "Yeah and look how much food it's eaten."