249 definitions by Pete

A seagull - if you live in a seaside town you'll know that to go outside you'll need to carry an umbrella with you to stop yourself being covered in bird droppings.
God, thats the third time those shitehawks have got me this week. Another trip to the dry cleaners...
by Pete September 30, 2004

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a male who is a sex slave to a woman; she is domainant over him. he has to obey her every command.
jenna has a male slave he does everything she says
by pete October 06, 2003

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Rhyming slang for shitehouse. Mary Whitehouse was a campaigner for morals and decency on British television.
I need to use the mary before I foul myself.
by Pete October 25, 2004

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Like a cockmaster, but on the grandest scale possible.
Stop pissing around you cockmaster general.
by Pete October 18, 2004

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Falls into two categories:
1. What the ladies say they want - sensitive, funny guys who won't treat them like shit, cheat on them, or dump them when a woman with larger breasts becomes available.
2. What the ladies ACTUALLY want (or at least those that they pick) - 'hot' guys with a bad reputation (biker, rock star, felon) who will treat them like shit, cheat on them, and dump them when a woman with larger breasts becomes available.
What the ladies NEED is to say one thing and do the SAME thing
by Pete September 07, 2003

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A emphisised version of Rofl
(rolls on floor laughing)
Named after a Emoticon which shows a Helocopter made out of typed symbols . The Rotors of which are the words "ROFL" and the tail rotor is "LOL" vertically
0mggmomgo..j00 got pwned by a Womp Rat???1212121...RoFl0c0pter
by pete January 06, 2005

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The spartans were the best greek warriors but the chillest greek people were the samians.
"Your so cool... You must be samian."
by Pete January 26, 2004

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