Cook: "I'm glad your
back with Venus."
DicK: "Well, she ran my sexual credit
Cook: "oh, shit, you're done man."
DicK" "no way, I haven't banged a girl in the ass for ten years, I'm clean"
Cook: "thank God, for the sexual credit
report, at least its off your
DicK: "YES, now I can fuck her in the ass virgin style."