69 definitions by Pete Dick

a very accomplished pizza maker who is an expert dough tosser and pizza stretcher.
The Cooker: "How come we have to always do our jacking for beats at the Kirk Hotel?"
Pete Dick: "Because I have the hots for that dough acrobat that makes the pizzas."
The Cooker: "Dude, just do me a favor and don't piss her off like usual, we need her making those pizzas with love."
by Pete Dick March 13, 2008

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an individual who carries at least two cases of beer for the benefit of others.
The Cooker: "Pete Dick can be a real prick sometimes, but boy he is one useful beer mule."
TP: "Yep, you can always count on him to carry serious quantities of beer."
by Pete Dick March 05, 2008

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how one feels the day after having drunk, unprotected sex. The anxiety of not knowing if you contracted an STD along with the withdrawl symptoms of a hangover combine to form this unsettling feeling.
TP: "Dude, did you bang that girl from the bar last night?"
Pete: "aaahhh, yeah, kinda"
TP: "Dude, you totally didn't wear a rubber did you?"
Pete: "aaahhh, yeah, kinda not"
TP: "Dude, are you feeling HIVey?"
Pete: "aaahhh, yeah, kinda"
TP: "Idiot"
Pete: "aaahhh, yeah, kinda"
by Pete Dick February 10, 2008

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used to describe your favorite watering hole when an unwanted friend overhears your description of the previous nights exploits. The misdirection is used so that said unwanted friend will not show up to your favorite establishment in the future.
Pete Dick: "Me and T. Gay really got fuck up last night."
The Cooker: "damn, when I left you were still jacking for beats and seemed fairly socially lubricated."
Pete Dick: "Well we Irished Ourselves pretty good."
Uncle Freddie: "Where was this?"
Pete Dick and the Cooker: "the Beats Street Tavern."
Uncle Freddie: "Where is that."
Pete Dick: "Jones Road"
by Pete Dick March 18, 2008

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sarcastic way of congradulating someone for something trivial.
TP: "I went jacking for beats and banged Coquet last night."
Pete Dick: "delightful for ya."
by Pete Dick March 13, 2008

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mob lawyer or attorney
That Hard on with a suitcase will get us off the charges.
by Pete Dick February 17, 2008

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when a new love interest begins to inquire about one's sexual history, like a credit report, any sexual acts occurring more than seven years ago do not count.
Cook: "I'm glad your back with Venus."
Pete DicK: "Well, she ran my sexual credit report."
Cook: "oh, shit, you're done man."
Pete DicK" "no way, I haven't banged a girl in the ass for ten years, I'm clean"
Cook: "thank God, for the sexual credit report, at least its off your file"
Pete DicK: "YES, now I can fuck her in the ass virgin style."
by Pete Dick September 13, 2009

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