69 definitions by Pete Dick

the one guy in every social circle that has no social grace, manners or even a clue as to how big a fucking moron he is.
The Cooker: "Dude we need more people to play bathketball."
Chucky: "What about Freddie."
Pete Dick: "You mean Uncle Freddie, that retard, no way, I'd rather play with TP even if he can't dribble."
The Cooker: "Word, that guy is a dick, he won't even get socially lubricated at the Kirk Hotel afterward."
by Pete Dick March 18, 2008
Also known as "CPL," the Cost Per Lay is the amount of money a man spends to get laid.
Cook: "Hey, are you still dating that high maintenace bitch?"
Pete: "Yeah, she is killing me."
Cook: "Why, she's pretty hot?"
Pete: "Yeah she is but I have to take her out on expensive dates or she won't give me any."
Cook: "What's your Cost Per Lay?"
Pete: "Fuck, I dunno, at least a hundred bucks."
Cook (laughing): "Dude, your so fucked, dump that bitch!"
Pete: "Not before I tape myself nailing her."
Cook: "That'll be some expensive porn my good man..."
by Pete Dick February 10, 2008
to engage in noisy revelry without restraint; to carouse.
Pete: "Hey what you doing this weekend?"
Cook: "Man are you a fool? I am going to royster with the oyster dude, it is the biggest party of the year!"
Pete: "Damn, I gotta stop living in a hole, I can't believe I forgot again..."
by Pete Dick January 13, 2008
Also Known As a PhD, a Pumkin Head Deluxe is an extreme beatdown of the head in particular in return a violation against your social group. The Pumkin Head Delux is used to keep disipline within the ranks.

Pete: "Did you hear what Freddie did to my sister?"
Jeff: "No, what did that ass hole do now?"
Pete: "He was suppossed to pick her up from the bar and drop her off at her house when she was all drunk. Instead he took her back to his house and fucked her while she was passed out."
Jeff: "Dude, that is fucked up, you need to give him a some education, maybe a PhD."
Pete: "You mean a Pumkin Head Deluxe? Damn, lets take a baseball bat to his mug."
Jeff: "Word..."
by Pete Dick January 03, 2008
an abnormally long, difficult bowel movement.
The Cooker: "damn, where is tp? He went to the can an hour ago."
Pete Dick: "I dunno, maybe he is playing gay games..."
TP (returning from the bathroom, looking relieved: "Oh, wow."
The Cooker: "what the fuck took you so god damn long?"
TP: "marathon dump dude, you know my wife won't let me crap in the house. that thing has been brewing all week."
Pete Dick: "shut up and Irish yourself."
by Pete Dick March 30, 2008
a person who inherits from wealthy parents, especially when the child is underserving is said to be the winner of this lottery.
The Cooker: "damn, there is those ass holes I hate."
Pete Dick: "which ones?"
The Cooker: "the fucks with the popped collars, you know, those dicks drinking wine at a sports bar."
Pete Dick: "oh yes, the winners of the sperm lottery, don't worry, I have Oak making repairs to their cars right now."
The Cooker: "I guess I should just focus on jacking for beats."
Pete Dick: "and Irish yourself."
TP (returning from playing gay games): "What are you guys talking about?"
The Cooker: "Shut up and Irish yourself"
by Pete Dick March 21, 2008
a way to describe something or an event that is cool, best when way over used.
TP: "Hey I can get out of the house today, lets go jacking for beats!"
Pete Dick: "wow, its a beautiful thing"
TP: "I can stay out the whole day, lets go to the Kirk Hotel"
Pete Dick: "its a beautiful thing"
TP: "I'll drive too, I got that new satellite radio with the 80s channel."
Pete Dick: "its a beautiful thing"
by Pete Dick March 15, 2008
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