A retarded ass hole that thinks he knows everything about everything.
John: God damn it, I can't deal with Sam in history, he's such a professor dickweed.
Allen: I know, what a douche.
To be unable to control ones arm or arms. This can also be present when regarding the entire body (see Alien Body Syndrome
Ross: Dashton, why did you nock over that expensive drum kit?
Dashton: Sorry, alien hand syndrome.
to be unable to control ones body. This can also be present when regarding the arm or arms (see Alien Hand Syndrome
Ross: Dashton, why did you just nock over all those music stands, chairs, and musical instruments?
Dashton: Sorry, alien body syndrome.