1 definition by PervyCreep

Top Definition
A person looking sexy up to 15 feet away, but only the face is a total mess up close.
Girl, this guy at the other side of the gym was fine as hell with abs to kill, but when I approached him his face made my choke on my gum, Total Picaso.
by PervyCreep July 23, 2011

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