5 definitions by Perry Wilson

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A blowjob from a retard specifically (but not exclusively) from a retard who's been tricked with promises of candy or puppies.
Burt's so desperate he'd take a helmet hummer.
by Perry Wilson January 26, 2005

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Using abdominal muscle groups along with those along the anus to make your penis dance.
Sarah invited me over so she could watch me do the banana boogie.
by Perry Wilson January 26, 2005

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A salad that has been splooged on.
The customer was pissing me off so I replaced his meal order with a salty ceasar.
by Perry Wilson January 26, 2005

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A chinaman with a gun
There's yellow danger lurking around the corner
by Perry Wilson January 26, 2005

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When an old shy looking man gives you a blowjob.

First used to describe a friend's dad in a funny ass joke on the way home on BART... his nickname is now Droopy Dog.
"Tyler, your dad looks like Droopy Dog when he's suckin my dick"

or

"Your dad gave me a mean Droopy Dog in exchange for some yard work"
by Perry Wilson January 26, 2005

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