(n.) Arab water pipe that has been perverted by stupid-ass American teens who think they're cool when they post Facebook pictures of them smoking it or who are under the delusion that hookah pipes are "safer" than cigarettes. Lol.
Hey Mike, my doctor just told me I have aggressive small-cell lung cancer because I was a dipshit
and smoked hookah!
Oh shit, Alex! That sucks balls
Yeah, it sure does! Man, I wish I hadn't been so fucking stupid
Yep, that was pretty fucking dumb
of you, Alex. You definitely deserve to die