A mythical alcohol fairy that
comes to the aid of drunk
to hook up at parties
. Anecdotal evidence has suggested that the Partyka is so good at what
it does that if there are no possible
human hook ups in your proximity, it will find you something to sleep with
. Partyka has been known to elicit such responses as “oh man, that drunk guy is literally having sex with
that lamp shade” and "my god, Magdalena
really sees the inner beauty in people because that guy she is hooking up with
must be 600 pounds."
are commonly seen at parties where
a party goer intends to hook up with the attractive individual they
have been eyeing all night but instead settles in an inebriated state, for the sea monster in the blue dress who stumbled into
the picture at a suspiciously convenient moment rendering
the party goer helpless to her less than satisfactory charm. This friends, is undoubtedly a product of the Partyka's meddling.