2 definitions by Perdawg

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The act of performing an unintentional cream pie followed by immediate screams of annoyance by the creamed party
Jack - Oh shit i think the condom just broke..
Jill - WTF! U stupid asshole Arghhhh @#$!!!
Jacks uncle voyeuring - Screampie!!
by Perdawg July 08, 2010

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A type a homosexual male bacteria, commonly found in the anus of active gay men
Usually the dicktocockus bacterium is part of the normal flora of homosexual male human, however it seems to have caused the infection in this case
by Perdawg July 08, 2010

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