279 definitions by Pentozali
| 218. | Dracula | ||
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Used as a verb: to stifle a cough or sneeze or throat-clearing in your sleeve. Kinda gross but a much better way of preventing people from getting your germs than having the droplets go into the air or the hand. Called "Dracula" because of the resemblance of the motion to Dracula unfurling his cape. Don't sneeze into your hand---Dracula it!
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| 219. | garloholic | ||
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Person who is addicted to garlic, whether whole, chopped, or used as an ingredient in foods. I'm a confirmed garloholic---it's the Romanian in me!
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| 220. | priff | ||
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Periph(eral vision). I think I need new glasses. My priff's gotten worse!
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| 221. | shithorn | ||
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Pronounced as two words, "shit horn", this means your ass, especially when you're eating foods that are very flatogenic, like curry. That Goan curry is really making my shithorn blow sour notes!
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| 222. | goy boy juice | ||
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The semen of a male who isn't Jewish. Joyce was raised to be an Orthodox Jew, but she has a Portuguese Catholic boyfriend. Once Mark squirts his goy boy juice in her, she'll have a hard time bringing up her kids Orthodox.
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| 223. | zitzle | ||
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A signature that is purposely made more flamboyant or sloppy in order to hide the identity of the person signing. Do you know whose zitzle that is? I don't know who autographed that book!
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| 224. | mountain killer | ||
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Person who habitually chooses the same ascent route on a mountain, chipping at its face more each time, thereby destroying more of the mountain on a climb. Richard, why not use another route to climb that mountain? Leave that route so others can enjoy it. You're a mountain killer!
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