1 definition by Penile Confusion

Top Definition
A situation where a guy has to decide between two or more equally desirable pieces of ass.

An occurrence that causes the penile instrument to lose focus, slacken a bit, and re-think its plan of attack.
Steve is in such a dick dilemma right now.
Yea I know, he's watching that Backstreet Boy video again.
by Penile Confusion November 02, 2005

The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug