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To be considered a Lavander Goon you must contain at least two (2) of the following:
1. An interesting creature, one who really knows how to make other stomach turn just from making comments.
2. A man who is addicted to whores in order to make a multitude of wiener cousins.
3. A trolling champ who knows no boundaries and can even make hardcore gamers pissed.
4. Someone who can quote movies like it is the only thing they do.
Stupid troll...
Was he hurtful?
So much he is such a Lavander Goon.
by Pen15ish December 30, 2010

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