3 definitions by Pedant

The third derivative of distance with respect to time; the rate of change of acceleration.
"What's the derivative of jerk?"
"Uh... asshole?"
by Pedant April 24, 2005
How the gardeners will take over the world
"How did that gardener pay for those guns?"
by Pedant March 28, 2005
To spoil an object by carelessness or ignorance or both.
"He graunched up my new kitchen whilst fitting it"
by Pedant April 14, 2004

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