When scoring a beautiful goal in your own goal.
Guy 1: Did you see that!?!?!
Guy 2: Yeah! Pwn goal!
A band touring, when suddenly illness kick in.
Itchy concrete eyeballs and razor throat. Clogged nostrils and stiffass neck. Tour aids sets in!
When paying to much for a hamburger.
Guy 1: I payed 10$ for my hamburger last night!!!
Guy 2: Hahaha you ate a scamburger x)
If Obama ever gonna do what president Clinton did... have sex with a female any other than his wife.
Did you hear Obama had sex with that lady?? She's a Hobama!
The President Burger! Makes the old Big Mac taste like shit.
I`ve been eating Big Mac for years, and can`t get enough! Until I tried the new Obamac!! And daaaaaamn! That`s a burger!
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