Woman completely incompetent of leading a theatre. Signs of the mupa are but no limited to:
1. Lack of food in general vicinity.
2. Perm solution smell lingering.
3. Terrible theatrical productions.
5. Water resonating like that in the movie 'Jurassic Park' as the T-Rex is walking.
1. "Where'd my drink go?" MMMUUPPAAA!!!! RUN!!!!
2. "Why is everyone's hair curling and why is there this strange chemical smell drifting around?" MMMMUUUPPPPAAAA!!!!! RUN!!!!
3. "Wow. That play really sucked. They need to get their shit together." "Oh, its cuz they have a Mupa directing... RUN!!!"
4. Why is the ground shaking? MUPA!!!!!! RUN!!!!!
5. See number four