To be superior in all forms of basketball known to man, while retaining a modest height of 5'10";
To laugh so loud as to cause the landlord's inbred son to threaten you by telling you he has a friend who is a police officer;
To snore intelligently - to snore louder if someone tries to talk over the snore.
Oh **** son, he's going dowery on us.
My boy doweried us three times last month, my landlord's getting pissed.
She wouldn't sleep with him cause she couldn't stand him going all dowery on her.