1 definition by Payton, Zeek

Top Definition
A verb which describes a person that farts with a perspireing anus and sprays ass juice on his or her unexpected victim’s face.
"Dude, Payton ol' faithfuled me while I was sitting on the bench in the locker room today."

"My boyfriend gave me an ol' faithful last night while I was lick'n his balls...still can't get the smell out of my hair."

"Shut up!...or I'll ol' faithful you!"
by Payton, Zeek August 03, 2008

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