n. the insertion of a hoof into a vagina.
1. Lucy: "I want to go home Mr. Tumnus"
Mr. Tumnus: "It's time for The Tumnus. I'm gonna stick my hoof in your vagina and you're gonna like it."
2. Bitch I'm gonna give you The Tumnus if you don't shut the fuck up.
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