3 definitions by Paulito Calientico

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(n.) A pimp with a few z's in the middle, you dumbass hoe. A pizzimp (or "pizzamp") refers to one who distributes prostitutes, or "hoes", amongst the masses for a fee. The term has also grown to include those who are simply "playalistic" (see term); these pizzimps need not necessarily distribute hoes, as they are simply pimp from birth. See also: Playa, player, nigga-wit-a-pimp-cane, pimp, Mr. Happiness, Gary Mar, Ian Racoma, and Paulito Calientico. NOTE: Can also be used as an adjective (see second example sentence).
1 (n.). Dizzamn, nigga, Mr. Happiness is a PIZZIMP!!
2. (adj.). Dizzamn, nigga, Mr. Happiness is PIZZIMP!! (no article before "pizzimp".)
by Paulito Calientico August 12, 2003

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1. (n.) One who lifts weights, usually in an attempt to gain strength or muscle. 2. (prop. n.) A man who did squats with so much weight, his ass exploded and his intestines followed. This man is also known as the brother of Goatse and the recently crowned king of the trinity.
See example by: Ultimate Gary. His example pwns every example in this mothafuckin' dictionary.
by Paulito Calientico August 23, 2003

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1. (v.) To insult another with tremendous prowess. 2. (v.) To inflict upon an enemy the highest possible damage in the Final Fantasy video game series. 3. (n.) The aforementioned highest possible damage, which is 9999 (thus, "quadranine").
JOHN (to Susan): Damn, girl, you look fizzine as a mizzuthafizzucka!
SUSAN (in response): Don't be thinkin' that you's gonna be gettin' none of dis shiyat, boy!
TYRELL (a bystander): Damn, you've just been QUADRANINED!!
by Paulito Calientico August 22, 2003

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