12 definitions by Paul Rael

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noun. An acute condition where a sudden urge to shit abruptly afflicts the patient, compelling him or her to make an undignified scramble to the nearest bathroom.
I had a crap attack and all the stalls were occupied so I ended up shitting in the stall without the door on it.
by Paul Rael November 06, 2011

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adj. Something good, desireable, or inspiring of envy, esp. something that a baller would find agreeable.
Paul's new Escalade is ballerific.
by Paul Rael September 06, 2009

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noun. A chedder (a mojado who dresses up in country western outfits and drives big trucks) who is half chedder and half Asian, i.e. half zipperhead.
Joe was dating a zipper-ched.
by Paul Rael January 10, 2011

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Miscelaneous things of small but significant importance or value that, as a whole, add up to something substantial.
I don't have any major project but I have a lot of odds and ends.
by Paul Rael September 08, 2012

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adj. A state of being or having a satisfactory level of competence or knowledge in a specific area or discipline, as compared to other individuals in that same area or discipline.
American: "You're trippin'."

Egyptian: "What does this mean?"

American: "We gotta get u up to speed on your American slang."
by Paul Rael August 23, 2010

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verb.

To take someone's lighter by unscrupulous means, usually by "unconciously" placing said lighter in one's pocket after lighting a cigarette, joint, etc.
Who lighter jacked me?
by Paul Rael September 30, 2011

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noun. Disparaging. A route or path taken (as in driving or walking) from one place to another that is not the shortest and most ideal route available, especially one that is much longer than necessary.
My mom did a big old Jewish wraparound back from San Fransisco so it took her over two days to get back.
by Paul Rael January 07, 2011

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