43 definitions by Paul J Parkinson

knob goblin

morning, noon or night, my girlfriend is constantly sucking my cock. She's a real knob goblin!

by Paul J Parkinson March 22, 2005

short form for 'e-mail me' when on a chat page.

by Paul J Parkinson April 22, 2005

what a prostitute does when you don't pay her!

I had sex with a hooker last night and didn't pay her. You should have heard that hormone!

by Paul J Parkinson March 25, 2005

a jovial way of saying Bartender! Done in a manner of how a drunk may say it! How a drunk says Bartender!

customer; Hey Tarbender, I'll have another!
bartender; Sure, but don't get too punk in drublic!

by Paul J Parkinson August 22, 2005

What a Military Disaster! The search for WMD's turned into W's Momentus Disaster!

by Paul J Parkinson September 11, 2005

identical in meaning to thing-a-ma-jig(without pointing). similar in meaning to doo-hickey.

do you know where the thing-a-ma-bob went that was beside the doo-hickey over there on the thing-a-ma-jig?

by Paul J Parkinson March 24, 2005

a way to describe something/someone that is useless. similar in meaning to tits on a bull

He's about as useful as a nippleless-tit.

by Paul J Parkinson March 24, 2005