A town in Northwestern Suffolk County known for its bar scene on main street. The legend of it founding is that Richard Smith made a deal with the native americans that allowed him to keep all the land he ride in one day on his bull Whisper. A statue of Whisper is in the town. He has a large penis because he is located across from the towns titty bar. It is a wealthy town with only small pockets of poor people. The Town at night is a hangout for juvies and drunks. The teens copy whatever pop culture tells them either ghetto or skaters or emo. Most patrons of the bars are collar pop'in wannbe's with sandle wearing preps and older creppy guys mixed in. Even the older people are "me too's" people driving escalades and drinking starbucks. Basically if getting fucked in the ass was in style you can guarantee smithtown would be doing it.
God "I have just taken a shit. Thou shalt call it Smithtown"